As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Bring me that man meat
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
