i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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