yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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