Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
did you just send me my own nude
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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