What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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