This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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