I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
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Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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