Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Acid is not a monday night drug
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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