I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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