i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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