She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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