Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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