I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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