I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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