What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Randomize
