Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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