i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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