Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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