Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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