We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I love having hate sex.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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