We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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