Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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