Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
her vagine was all disorganized.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The air was thick with penises
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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