i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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