So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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