He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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