Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
