I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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