So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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