you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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