There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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