i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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