I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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