So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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