i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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