She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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