We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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