Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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