Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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