at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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