True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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