What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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