Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
