Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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