I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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