If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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