I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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