Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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