so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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