On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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