I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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