The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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