Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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