i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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