so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
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you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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