dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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