Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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