He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just found a bag of teeth...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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